Monday, March 25, 2013

A Comforting Little Packet O'Joy

Our culture is built on "Me"... "What do I want?" We go to a restaurant to eat with family and friends and take half the time pouring over a menu with more options than any human needs. Then we stuff our faces, complain to the staff, stiff our server, and head home to stare at a tv.

In most cultures the experience is in the people. Women spend all day in the kitchen together pouring their heart, soul, and sweat into making a meal that, unlike ours, doesn't last 5 minutes, but sometimes 5 hours. The best meals I remember from my time in Mexico are the ones I helped make, learning so much language in the kitchen, and spent hours at the table conversing about the day, the country, politics that I really didn't understand, and the way they feel about life, love, and God. And of course, food.

Food is the manifestation of the cornerstones of some cultures. Other factors are already built in. Say, family. Mexicans don't even question whether family is important. Your entire family is going to be at every single event in your life. But what's going to be at the center of the celebration? Mole? Tamales? Tia Tere's special tamales wrapped in banana leaves? One's culture is wrapped up in a nice little packet of food. I could go on and on, but I'm going to leave it at that.

I would like to say thank-you to that friend who spent hours in my kitchen today making tamales! I hope I didn't confuse you too much with my mistakes =)

Ok... Want to learn how to make tamales? Let's get one thing straight first... Many tamales, one TAMAL. It's not a tamale, I don't care how the menu at your local TexMex place spells it =)

So with tamales, you can fill these little packets o'joy with a lot of different ingredients - meat, cheese, sweet fillings - but today I'm sharing with you how to make them with meat. I would say pork is most popular in Mexico, but I don't eat pig anymore, so I went with beef.

WHAT YOU NEED:
For the meat:
1 lb. roast pulled [beef, pork, chicken] per 3 dozen tamales
1 bag of Especies Para Tamales (a bag of tamal spices) easily found at any good Mexican tienda
1/2 cup dried minced white onions
1 TBSP. sea salt
Organic Celery, rinsed well and the ends cut off

For the dough:
2 batches of Masa Para Tamales (special corn flour for tamales), made according to the directions on that package (each one differs a little)
*Note that for the Masa you will need lard/butter/or oil, water, and salt
Corn Husks, soaked for 30 minutes prior to making tamales, also easily found at the local tienda

HOW TO:
**I'll warn you now -- these take 3-4 hours to make, IF you know what you're doing! If it's your first time, allot for more time... Maybe all day** Enlist a friend so it's more fun =)
Make roast ahead of time, say the night before. Pull meat the next morning. I always use my crock pot, because I think it produces a better roast than I can achieve in my oven =)
Fill bottom of crock pot with one layer of celery.
Place meat on top. Salt meat, then add dried onions and packet of tamal spices.
When you go to pull the meat, save the juices and spices.
**Here's another cultural tidbit -- no Mexican kitchen would run at all without two main tools, a skillet and a blender!**
Heat the juices and spices in a skillet and let reduce. Then blend well, and strain out any left-over chunks that your poor old crappy blender (like mine) just didn't get.

Make masa. You want it more wet-ish than dry! The directions on the packages never include enough water! Make it like it says, then add a little more water at a time, until it looks more and more like any other loose biscuit/cookie dough - smooth, not lumpy.

Take corn husk and fill with only a couple tablespoons of masa. You do not want to over-fill tamales.
Thin layer of meat on top of that.
Then add a bit of the spice/juice mixture.
Fold in half, tuck one side into the other. Then, from the top, fold husk down, and fold bottom up as well. (If you want to make them look even prettier, tear a corn husk up in several strips and tie one around each end of each tamal.)

Tamales are traditionally steamed. I have one tiny steam basket, so I fill that one up and get it going, then bake the others in casserole dishes. The trick to baking them is to cover the filled-up dish with a near-soaking kitchen towel, tucked INSIDE the dish, then foil covering the top really well. I bake this at 350 for about an hour, maybe an hour and a half. And golden! In my opinion, these generally have a nicer texture to them, and taste a bit better than the steamed ones.

COST: Around $9.50 for 36. That's... 26c/each.

FEEDS: If all you're serving for dinner is tamales (with some good salsa -- maybe that's my next post!), one person might eat 4. My husband would eat 6 =)  That's only $1.04-$1.56/person!!

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate Mousse Strawberry Short Cake


Some things make the evening sun feel brighter, the warm glow almost ingest-able. Tonight we had a clear sky and a sunset that melted away a little bit of the depression settling in over me. No, I don't want to live here forever... or even much longer... but I will say that consuming a nearly-perfect-for-the-first-try scrumptious cake with my husband then singing and playing with our daughter before bedtime was a perfect way to end a day. Amazingly, it didn't give me heartburn, even though I ate half of it and no dinner. Pregnancy...

The short cake recipe I got from CupcakeProject.com - it's just her vanilla cupcake recipe.

The Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate Mousse, well I started out with a recipe but said "to heck with it" and just winged it. I would definitely do something different next time, but this was pretty good for the first time =)

Basically I just kept mixing ingredients together til it came to be what I was looking for. It was 8 oz. mascarpone, 4 oz. cream cheese, about a cup to a cup and a half of heavy whipping cream, and 1/4 cup (or so) of Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate powder from our local grocery store. It's what I had on hand. And it turned out delightful!

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Cure for the Common Croup

Considering I blog primarily to remind myself what the heck I made for dinner last week that my husband loved so much, and I am by no means a professional nor even much of a great cook, I keep a journal of food and life to share ideas with whomever may pass by, and hopefully print out and give to my daughter some day =)

That being said, this is no actual cure for Croup, but it sure made my daughter (and family) feel a bit better through it. It's comforting, it's rich, it's warm, and it was mostly my bff's idea to begin with. She told me to help sooth her sore throat she had been drinking warm apple juice with honey in it. And that reminded me that when my husband and I lived in this random cabin on a river in the middle of nowhere a few years ago that we would bunker down on Saturday nights in the loft, playing Scrabble, trying really hard to get NPR to come in on our crapo radio, and drinking what we would call Apple Tea.

It's Simply Apple apple juice and heavy whipping cream heated up to not-quite-boiling with Celestial Seasonings Apple Cinnamon Spice Tea bags. I changed it up slightly for the Croup purpose, omitting the cream, and finishing it off with some organic honey. This paired quite nicely with a warm night playing with the wind chimes on the back porch and a good chunky slice of Irish Soda Bread. A good way to celebrate St. Paddy's Day weekend =)  I love my family.

Sláinte!

PS - If you notice the awesomeness of the mug, I would just like to say that this is one of the most meaningful gifts anyone's ever given me!! (And it came at the perfect time, too, Debs!) If you are looking for a FANTASTIC gift for a tea-or-coffee-holic you want to remind everyday that you care about them, this will do the trick =)

Monday, March 11, 2013

Go Home Now?

Although I am allergic to the coffe at Starbucks, it doesn't keep me from buying their food. Their awesome food.

I recently moved from a large city up North with many wonderful Starbucks stores to choose from, to the Twilight Zone Boondocks. So when I drove forty-five minutes to my nearest Starbucks to satisfy my pregnant cravings with a Chicken Sausage Wrap, I was highly disappointed. I was going to buy one to eat in-store, and several to take home with me.... and found none available.

When I told the barista that I had come so far, she offered me a free drink... Ok, that's nice... But she could have told me that the Chicken Sausage Wraps come in frozen and that I could buy some frozen to take home with me (which is exactly what I wanted to do). She didn't mention that, I had to find out later from a former Starbucks employee that they are shipped frozen. I didn't know it at the store, and the employee didn't mention it.

Then, when I asked for a Feta Wrap, they were out of those, too. So I got an Everything Bagel - YUM! But when I wanted a second, that was it. There weren't anymore.

I'm really sad I drove so far for so little. This ruined my day. My prego-cravings were not satisfied, and I still want my Chicken Sausage Wrap =(

I miss my old life so bad right now! ... And it doesn't help that twice in the past week my two-year-old has asked us "Go home now?"

Saturday, March 9, 2013

A Week of Birthday

Even though his birthday is in the middle of October, my husband celebrates his birthday from the 1st til... well, til I say "Honey, your birthday seriously can't last more than a month, okay?" Every year =)  My birthday is one day in March, and I'm okay with that. But my husband stretched it out this year to over a week, telling my happy birthday like all the time, and doing many special things for me! He's so sweet!

The night before my birthday, I asked if we could go ahead and go out to dinner because I was craving Thai. So, we made the hike to the nearest thing we have to civilization in these parts, 45 minutes away, and ate at a great little Thai place. It was lovely, even though my daughter had a horrible cold and was fussy through the whole meal.

On my birthday, my husband stayed home with my sick daughter and took care of her so I didn't have to. I had a bit of a meltdown that night because I realized I now live in the middle of NOwhere and felt trapped =(

The next morning I couldn't stand it any longer! My daughter and I drove the 45 minutes (again) to the nearest town and ate some yummy food at Starbucks. Spoiled? Yes!

My husband was SO good to me this year and did EVERYthing for my birthday party! (He's good to me all the time, though =)  He made my Carnitas with Mango Chutney - a huge hit!!

Carnitas going into the oven to roast covered in the best peppers ever =)

We had several families coming to lunch but three fell sick. We still had several friends come, and though it was small, it was still really nice to hang out with them.  I forgot to take pictures until everyone had left...


My awesome family =)

My husband gave me exactly what I wanted - a men's electric razor. Something so simple to make a prego's life a little easier =)  My friends and family gave me thoughtful gifts, and I have to show off what my friend Candace painted for me!!! I LOVE IT!!!!


My best friend sends me possibly THE best gift boxes!!! In this year's birthday package, she sent me a maternity shirt, which is soft and lovely, and I really adore wearing it!! (Thanks, Debby, for always being so thoughtful!!)

Me, looking ENORMOUSLY pregnant....

After the party I took the afternoon to learn how to use the sewing machine I bought myself with birthday money, and made my daughter this pillow out of a crib bumper we never used. It made me so happy to see her so thankful to receive something so simple!



Overall, it was a good day, a good-ish week =)