Beans

Have you ever found beans in your baby's diaper? No, I don't mean an explosion after too much fiber, I mean BEANS. Un-digested, swallowed whole. About as attractive as worms in dog poo. Yep, I said "dog poo" on a food blog. (I'm sure my mom and best friend are both rolling on the floor by now imagining me opening up a soiled diaper and finding beans, but for the rest of you, you are wondering why Americans waste their time writing such stupid things ... Because I have exactly three followers on this blog, and I know that at least two of them truly appreciate a good poop story! =)